Est. this afternoon • A public service announcement

If there's one thing
I can't stand...

...it's two things. It's always two things. Nobody has ever had exactly one thing. Give it a whirl:

Things this website cannot stand: 0
Warning: contains one (1) thing. And also another thing.
Roll the footage Exhibit A: a man who cannot stand exactly one thing
And that's the bottom line.

Because this website said so. Not affiliated with anybody. It's a joke, pal.